#karma's a relaxing thought! aren’t you envious that for you it's not! and so on and so forth

[opalsiren]

people say i'm jealous 😒 but my kink is watching you ruin your life 🤭 you losing your mind 🤪 you dyeing your hair 😬 people say i'm jealous 🙄 but my kink is watching you crashing your car 😁 you breaking your heart 😌 you thinking i care 🤔 people say i'm jealous 🤧 but my kink is karma 🤠💅✨

[hughesysgirl28]

Request? No

Pairings: Nico Hischier x fem!reader

Summary: a girl has been starting a rumor that she’s dating Nico Hischier. Except, she isn’t. You are but it’s a secret so nobody else knows but you two and close friends. Getting tired of the girl and her rumor you decide to reveal your relationship during one of your concerts.

A/n: I’ve lowkey been obsessed with Karma by Taylor Swift lately so I thought of this!

Requests are closed!

Warnings: use of y/n, minor cursing

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Karma

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Sitting in the apartment you shared with your boyfriend Nico you sighed. You had a day off and were spending it with Nico before the last concert of the American leg of your tour at the Prudential Center tomorrow but low and behold the same girl who was saying she was dating Nico last week was still saying it and the worst part was a lot of people believed her. She had made some weird photoshopped pictures that actually looked real unless you knew who the hockey player was actually dating. Yourself.

“Liebe, don’t worry about it.” Nico mumbles to you pulling you to lean against his chest on the couch you both resided on currently. “But, Neeks, it’s getting worse now.” You sighed yet again while scrolling through the girls instagram.

“Maybe we should reveal our relationship then.” Nico says pressing a light kiss to your shoulder.

“Are you okay with that?” You ask now turning your head to look at him. “If it eases your mind and gets this girl to stop then yes.” He reassures you.

You think about it for a second then nod. “I have an idea. At my concert tomorrow, you’ll see.” You tell him after thinking of an idea. You’d reveal your relationship with your song Karma.

“Now let’s just enjoy our day together Y/n.” Nico says to you grabbing the remote and turning on the tv to your shared favorite show. You gave him a big smile putting your phone away as you both watched it while cuddling on the couch.

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It was the next day. It was also about time for you to go out on stage. You paced around back stage doing breathing exercises.

Nico had came back a little bit earlier wishing you good luck hugging and giving you a short kiss. After that he had gone to where he and some of his teammates and their girlfriends/wives would be sitting.

Your chosen outfit for the night was a type of white dress with long white sleeves that had bows on the end. You also had a white bow in your hair. Your stage manager then came to you and said it was time to start the show. You nodded grabbing your mic and walked out there onto the stage.

“Hey Prudential!” You exclaim to the crowd with a big smile waving out to your fans. They all screamed happily as you came out on stage and talked.

“I hope you guys have a good time tonight cause I plan to make it an epic one! The first song is one of my personal favorites Karma!” You said into your mic. This was the song. You’d reveal yours and Nico’s relationship with the first one. The entire world would know before tomorrow.

“You’re talking shit for the hell of it. Addicted to betrayal, but you’re relevant.” You sang dancing around the stage with your dancers. You loved your job. Getting to sing and entertain people. This song you had actually written about Nico. You never told him it was but you had a feeling he knew.

“Sweet like justice, karma is a queen. Karma takes all my friends to the summit.” You sing then look to where Nico would be and grin.

“Karma is the captain of the Devils coming straight home to me.” You sing point to where Nico was. The camera had fanned over there to him showing him on the screen for a quick second as everyone screamed louder at the reveal.

You sway your hips in a dance as you continue the song. “Nico’s a relaxing thought. Aren’t you envious that for you he’s not?” You sing with a wicked grin looking to the middle camera as it points to you.

Soon the song was over and you continued the concert. Everyone enjoyed it from what you could tell considering all of the joyous screaming.

After, backstage, Nico came to you hugging and spinning you around with a grin his dimples showing. “That’s my girl!” He exclaims. “Always, Nico.” You say as he puts you down but still hugging you.

Your arms were wrapped around his neck. You both kissed a quick but meaningful kiss before you went and changed into regular clothes so you could go out with the rest of his team and their girlfriends/wives for the night.

[hoe4sports]

Karma is a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?

Ruesha LittleJohn x reader

Tw: Cheating, nothing else.

A/N: Just wanted to pop out something little tonight. Enjoy <3

You were cursing yourself for forgetting your physio tape. You were also cursing yourself for allowing your former teammate, Leah, borrow it. You were mid tournament in the champions league and your club had made the cut. It wasn’t like you were bad, but you were not playing our best as so many of our key players were out due to injury. Your team was a wildcard:

You had told Ruesha to hold your seat in the bus, as you sprinted towards the hotel lobby. The tape was with Leah, and you saw her earlier going to her room so you got convinced that she was there. “fuck” you mumbled after waiting for the elevator for 15 seconds. You decided on sprinting the stairs for the full 4 floors, not giving a damn about your previously teared acl. You got up looking red as ever, and started desperately banging on Leah’s door. “LEAH!! I NEED MY TAPE!!” You could hear someone inside, but she didn’t open. “Jesus Christ” you mumbled as you started kicking the door frantically. “LEAH, I SWEAR! OPEN UP, I NEED MY TAPE!!” You yelled as the door swung open. Your eyes widened and your jaw dropped. You were out of air and of words. Your brain was imprinting this image that you didn’t need to see at all. You saw Leah standing there butt naked behind a tiny towel around her waist with her hair going in all directions and when you looked into the room, you saw Caitlin Foord also naked.

She handed you your tape. “Here..” she said as she shut the door in your face. The wind of the door hitting your face. You shook yourself back to reality. “Oh my god” you said as you backed away and ran back down. “RUESH!!” You screamed as you ran into the bus. “You will NEVER believe what I just encountered.” She looked scared out of her mind. “Do I wanna know?” She asked carefully. “YES!!” You said as she was still not convinced.

“Okay, so I ran into the lobby and the elevator wasn’t quick enough, so I had to run up all the stai-“

“You, what now?

“That’s besides the point!! Ruesh, I saw Leah sleeping with Caitlin” you said as you shook her by her shoulders. Her jaw dropped, her eyes dropped and everyone around us was equally as shocked.

“Are you sure? Like 100% sure?”

“Ruesha YES! I could’ve spotted Caitlin in a crowd of thousands!”

Everyone was still staring at you and everyone had huge eyes. Ruesha started giggling which turned into laughter which turned into hysterically laughing. The rest of the bus laughing with her. “What can I say Ruesh, Karma is a bitch.”

[celebrityworshipsyndromee]

You’re talking shit For the hell of it Addicted to betrayal But you’re relevant You’re terrified to look down Cause if you dare You’ll see the glare Of everyone you burned just to get there It’s coming back around And I keep my side of the street clean You wouldn’t know what I mean Cause karma is my boyfriend Karma is a god Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend Karma’s a relaxing thought Aren’t you envious that for you it’s not? Sweet like honey Karma is a cat Purring in my lap ‘cause it loves me Flexing like a goddamn acrobat Me and karma vibe like that Spiderboy, king of thieves Weave your little webs of opacity My pennies made your crown Trick me once Trick me twice Don’t you know that cash ain’t the only price It’s coming back around And I keep my side of the street clean You wouldn’t know what I mean Chorus Ask me what I learned from all those years Ask me what I earned from all those tears Ask me why so many fade but I’m still here Cause karma is the thunder Rattling your ground Karma’s on your scent like a bounty hunter Karma’s gonna track you down Step by step from town to town Sweet like justice Karma is a queen Karma takes all my friends to the summit Karma is the guy on the screen coming straight home to me Chorus Karma is my boyfriend Karma is a god Karma’s a relaxing thought …

[arlothinkstoomuch]

COMMUNITY ASK-BLOGS AS TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS PT3:

(songs chosen according to ask-blog lore. not including inactive/unresponsive askblogs.)

Part One , Part Two

@prayingshirleybennett // Sweet Nothing // Shirley Bennett

‘They said the end is coming, everyone’s up to something, I find myself running home to your sweet nothings’ // ‘Outside they’re push and shoving, you’re in the kitchen humming, all you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing.’

@leonardlikesthissite // Karma // Leonard Rodriguez

‘Karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not? Sweet like honey. // ‘Ask me what I learnt from all those years, ask me what I earned from all those tears, ask me why so many fade but I’m still here.’ 

@ask-toddjacobson // This is Me Trying // Todd Jacobson

 ‘They told me all my cages were mental, so I got wasted like my potential, and my words are shoot to kill when I’m mad, I’ve got a lot of regrets about that.’ 

@ask-wilbur-whitton // Eyes Open // Wilbur Whitton (OC)

‘The tricky thing is yesterday we were just children’ // ‘So here you are, two steps ahead and staying on guard.’

@ask-annies-boobs , @the-other-monkey, AND I CANT REMEMBER THE THIRD MONKEY's @ // Never Grow Up // Annie's Boobs, Britta's Boobs, Troy's Boobs

'To you, everything's funny, you got nothing to regret,' // I won't let nobody hurt you, won't let no one break your heart, and no one will desert you, just try to never grow up,'

@askingjeffwinger // Anti-Hero // Jeff Winger

‘I have this thing where I get older, never wiser // It must be exhausting always rooting for the Anti-hero.’

BONUS SECOND WINGER SONG (they were both too good)

@askingjeffwinger // The Archer // Jeff Winger again

‘Who could ever leave me darling, but who could stay?’ // ‘All the king's horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put me back together again, because all of my enemies started out as friends. // ‘They see right through me, you see right through me, I see right through me.’

Last Part! Unless anyone else wants to request to be part of this. I really just did those who I interact with a lot/whose RP stories and characters I know well.

[thecrxwclub]

assigning taylor swift songs to grishaverse characters + ships because i don’t want to do my actual work!! this is about to be long as hell!!

notes: i feel like some of these will be unpopular opinions but here we are + there are two instances where ppl have the same song (long story short and you’re on your own kid) but i just think it applies to both characters really well. and idk why basically all the crows are from midnights, it’s just a soc album i guess.

ALINA STARKOV

– long story short : evermore

"Past me, I wanna tell you not to get lost in these petty things. Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing…and I fell from the pedestal, right down the rabbit hole. Long story short, it was a bad time. Pushed from the precipice, climbed right back up the cliff. Long story short, I survived. Now I’m all about you, I’m all about you. Long story short, it was a bad time. Long story short, I survived.”

MAL ORETSEV

– this is me trying : folklore

“They told me all of my cages were mental. So I got wasted like all my potential. And my words shoot to kill when I’m mad. I have a lot of regrets about that…I just wanted you to know that this is me trying. At least I’m trying.”

NIKOLAI LANTSOV

– Mastermind : Midnights

"No one wanted to play with me as a little kid. So I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since. To make them love me and make it seem effortless. This is the first time I’ve felt the need to confess. And I swear I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian ‘cause I care.”

ZOYA NAZYALENSKY

– You’re On Your Own Kid : Midnights

“You’re on your own, kid. You always have been. From sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes, I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this. I hosted parties and starved my body. Like I’d be saved by a perfect kiss. The jokes weren’t funny, I took the money, my friends from home don’t know what to say. I looked around in a blood-soaked gown, and I saw something they can’t take away.”

KAZ BREKKER

– Dear Reader : Midnights

"Dear Reader, if it feels like a trap you’re already in one. Dear Reader, get out your map. Pick somewhere and just run. Dear Reader, burn all the files, desert all your past lives. And if you don’t recognize yourself that means you did it right. Never take advice from someone who’s falling apart…Dear Reader, the greatest of luxuries is your secrets. Dear Reader, when you aim at the devil make sure you don’t miss.”

INEJ GHAFA

– Karma : Midnights

“Karma is my boyfriend. Karma is a god, karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend. Karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not? Sweet like honey, karma is a cat, purring in my lap ‘cause it loves me. Flexing like a goddamn acrobat. Me and karma vibe like that.”

NINA ZENIK

– Bejeweled : Midnights

“Sapphire tears on my face, sadness became my whole sky…And you can try to change my mind. But you might have to wait in line. What’s a girl gonna do? A diamond’s gotta shine. Best believe I’m still bejeweled. When I walk in a room, I can still make the whole place shimmer…Diamonds in my eyes. I polish up real, I polish up real nice.”

JESPER FAHEY

– Anti-Hero : Midnights

"I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser. Midnights become my afternoons. When my depression works the graveyard shift all of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room…It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me. At tea time, everybody agrees. I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror. It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.”

WYLAN VAN ECK

– You’re On Your Own Kid : Midnights

“Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned. Everything you lose is a step you take. So make the friendship bracelets, take a moment and taste it, you’ve got no reason to be afraid. You’re on your own, kid. Yeah, you can face this. You’re on your own kid, you always have been.”

MATTHIAS HELVAR

– ivy : evermore

"How’s one to know? I’d live and die for moments that we stole. On begged and borrowed time…oh, goddamn. My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand taking mine, but it’s been promised to another. Oh, I can’t stop you putting roots in my dreamland. My house of stone, your ivy grows, and now I’m covered in you.”

GENYA SAFIN

– Clean : 1989

“Hung my head as I lost the war, and the sky turned black like a perfect storm. Rain came pouring down. When I was drowning, that’s when I could finally breathe. And by morning, gone was any trace of you, I think I am finally clean.”

DAVID KOSTYK

– Sweet Nothing : Midnights

"On the way home I wrote a poem. You say ‘what a mind’, this happens all the time. ‘Cause they said the end is coming. Everyone’s up to something. I find myself running home to your sweet nothings. Outside, they’re push and shoving. You’re in the kitchen humming. All that you ever wanted from me was nothing.”

THE DARKLING

I Did Something Bad : Reputation

"They’re burning all the witches, even if you aren’t one. They got their pitchforks and proof, their receipts and reasons. They’re burning all the witches, even if you aren’t one. So light me, go ahead and light me up. They say I did something bad. Then why’s it feel so good? They say I did something bad. But why’s it feel so good? Most fun I ever had, and I’d do it over and over and over again if I could. It just felt so good.”

TOLYA YUL-BATAAR

– epiphany : folklore

"Keep your helmet, keep your life, son. Just a flesh wound, here’s your rifle…With you I serve. With you, I fall down. Watch you breathe in, watch you breathing out. Only 20 minutes to sleep, but you dream of some epiphany. Just one single glimpse of relief, to make some sense of what you’ve seen.”

TAMAR KIR-BATAAR

– Only the Young : Featured in “Miss Americana”

“They aren’t gonna help us, too busy helping themselves. They aren’t gonna change this, we gotta do it ourselves. They think that it’s over, but it’s just begun. Only one thing can save us…Don’t say you’re too tired to fight, it’s just a matter of time. Up there’s the finish line. Only the young can run.”

HANNE BRUM

– long story short : evermore

“Fatefully, I tried to pick my battles ‘til the battle picked me. Misery. Like the war of words I shouted in my sleep. And you passed right by, I was in the alley, surrounded on all sides. The knife cuts both ways. If the shoe fits, walk in it ‘til your high heels break.”

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KANEJ

– Renegade : How Long Do You Think It’s Gonna Last?

“Are you really gonna talk about timing in times like these? And let all your damage damage me? And carry your baggage up my street and make me your future history? It’s time, you’ve come a long way. Open the blinds, let me see your face. You wouldn’t be the first renegade to need somebody. Is it insensitive for me to say ‘get your shit together so I can love you’?"

HELNIK

– Long Live : Speak Now

“Long, long live the walls we crashed through. All the kingdom lights shine, just for me and you. I was screaming, long live all the magic we made, and being on all the pretenders, I’m not afraid. Singing long live all the mountains we moved, I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you. And long, long live that look on your face. And bring on all the pretenders. One day, we will be remembered.”

WESPER

– Paper Rings : Lover

“Kiss me once ‘cause you know I had a long night. Kiss me twice ‘cause it’s gonna be alright. Three times ‘cause I’ve waited my whole life. I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings. Darling, you’re the one I want, and I hate accidents, except when we went from friends to this.”

ZOYALAI

– The Great War : Midnights

"And we will never go back to that bloodshed, crimson clover. The worst was over. My hand was the one you reached for all throughout the Great War. Always remember we’re burned for better, I vowed I would always be yours. ‘Cause we survived the Great War.”

MALINA

– invisible string : folklore

“Time, curious time. Gave me no compasses, gave me no signs. Were there clues I didn’t see? And isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?”

DARKLINA

– Dear John : Speak Now

“You are an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry. Never impressed by me acing your tests. All the girls that you’ve run dry have tired, lifeless eyes ‘cause you burned them out. But I took your matches before fire could catch me, so don’t look now.”

DANYA

— Last Kiss : Speak Now

“But now I'll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes. All that I know is I don’t know how to be something you miss. I never thought we’d have a last kiss. Never imagined we’d end like this. Your name, forever the name on my lips.”

TAMADIA

— Lover : Lover

“My heart’s been borrowed, and yours has been blue. All’s well that ends well to end up with you…Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close, forever and ever? And I, take me out, and take me home. You’re my, my, my, my lover.”

HANNINA

— Daylight : Lover

“I’ll tell you the truth, but never goodbye. I don’t want to look at anything else now that I saw you. And I don’t want to think of anything else now that I thought of you. I’ve been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night, but now I see daylight. I only see daylight.”

[evermoredeluxe]

Wait I thought karma would be an obvious choice if she performs anything at the Grammys! It was the last MV of the era, closing number of tour, possibility to bring ice spice on stage (bc that would be so Taylor) and an opportunity to perform it with a new unique twist compared to the eras tour version. Also idk Taylor using the Grammys stage to say “karmas a relaxing thought aren’t you envious that for you it’s not” just feels so chefs kiss

i see your point, but i just think, beyond the band, it’s gonna be a solo performance

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Smut - Mirror Sex Masterlist

close enough to you (ao3) - irwah calum/ashton E, 5k

Summary: “But can’t we, like, just for tonight?”

Calum eyes Ashton warily, realising just how many drinks he must have had. It’s so unlike the boy to go against his own words, his own morals.

“I just, I really want you, Cal.”

Hot Dog And Milkshake (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance luke/ashton E, 2k

Summary: It was the first day of their new tour and Ashton was freaking out. Luke took it up to him to try and calm his best friend down. By calming down, Luke had other things in mind; things that Ashton could not even think of. Ashton could still remember that day when he had gone to Michael’s house for the first time to meet up with the guys. They were introducing themselves and Luke had said ‘hey I’m Luke and I like hotdog and milkshake’, causing Michael and Calum to snicker behind their hands. After so many years, Ashton had finally understood what that had meant.

i know you're broken, so let me fix you (ao3) - vlossoms michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: the one where Luke fucks Michael against a mirror to show him how pretty he is.

Karma’s a Relaxing Thought (Aren’t You Envious That for You It’s Not?) (ao3) - Anonymous luke/ashton E, 2k

Summary: Ashton sighs again, “No. It was me trying to be discreet. But I guess that failed.” He drums his fingers on his thigh in thought. “It was sexual, Luke. In fact, it was a wet dream - I had a fucking wet dream.” In his neurodivergent trainwreck of a brain, Ashton believes that truth is embarrassing. He shouldn’t feel ashamed or have any kind of negative sentiment, yet he does.

(Or where Ashton has a wet dream and tells Luke all about it. Luke makes it a reality.)

Late - @daydadahlias​​​ (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/calum E, 9k

Summary: Calum loves when Luke comes over late. When Luke comes over late, he has to stay the night.

Moisturizer (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance luke/ashton E, 3k

Summary: The first time it happened, it was in a bathroom. Since Luke was horny again, he decided why not make it a second time. They were busy writing and recording but Luke had found a way to squeeze that in their schedule and this time, he was better prepared. Basically, it was inspired by Luke's moisturizer tweet.

Reflections (ao3) - punchinginadream luke/ashton M, 4k

Summary: Ashton doesn’t like his body. Luke decides to fuck him in front of a mirror to show him how beautiful he really is.

So Kiss Me Where I Lay Down (ao3) - FranticFangirl michael/luke T, 3k

Summary: It’s not like Michael was sly or smooth about it, hell, every other person in his life had already figured it out. Calum knew, Ashton knew, Michael’s mother knew, Calum, Ashton and Luke’s mothers all knew. He was pretty sure that even his pets knew, but somehow Luke managed to remain more adorably oblivious to Michael’s crush than a damn poodle, and Michael didn’t know whether to be impressed or concerned by that.

Or, the one when Michael has a crush on Luke, Luke helps him dye his hair, and then they have sex. Oh, also Luke is a girl.

Tie That Binds - @ashtcnirwin (elivigar) Luke/Ashton E, 98k

Summary: In which Luke wants to explore miscellaneous kinks and Ashton strikes him as a good candidate to do said exploring with with.

too hot to handle (ao3) - orphan_account luke/calum E, 11k

Summary: Just nearly 12k of cake smut I wrote when really horny.

when the party ends (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum E, 30k

Summary: Sadly, Calum is going to have to buy this bottle of wine. Is he torturing himself unnecessarily? Definitely. He can’t even really make himself feel pathetic about it, though. He’s fully aware of what he’s doing. Of why he misses Luke so much. Of why drinking this wine alone in his apartment is a bad idea. Even without Luke actually being present, Calum is using him.

a heaven, iowa songfic.

Work Out (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance luke/ashton E, 3k

Summary: When Luke had walked into the dressing room, he had thought he would be alone but he was surprised when he found Ashton there; Ashton, who was supposed to be anywhere but there. Although Ashton claimed he was feeling sick, Luke knew it was something else, something that was right up his alley, and he took it up to him to help Ashton.

[reputayswift]

you’re 🫵 talking shit 🤬💩📰 for the hell of it 😈💁‍♂️ adDICTed 😍 to beTRAYal 🚶‍♀️🗡️😈🤞 but you’re relevant 💁‍♂️📰 you’re terrified 😨…to look dOwn 👀👇…'cause if you DARE 🫣 you’ll see the GLARE 😡😡😡 of evERYone you bURned 🔥😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥 just to get there 🤑💰…it’s coming back 😨💸🔥…arOUnd 🔄…and I 🙋‍♀️ keep my SIDE 👉😇 of the street clEeEAn 🛣️🫧🧹🧼…YOU 👉👿 wouldn’t KNOW 🤔 what I MEAN 🤷‍♂️... ‘cause karma is my BOYfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 karma is a GOD 🙏 karma is the BREEZE 🌬️ in my HAIR 👱‍♀️ on the WEEK-end ���️🏝️ karma’s a relaXING 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️ THOUGHT! 😌💭 (aren’t you 🤔 enviOUS 🟩 😡 that for YOU 🫵 it’s NOT!! 🙅‍♀️) sweet! like! hon-eeey~ 🍯 KARma is a CAT 🐈 PURRing in my LAP 🐱🧎‍♀️ (‘cause it LOVES ME!! 😻🙋‍♀️) flexin’ 💪👸 like a godDAMN acro-BAT 🤸‍♀️ ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT!!! 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ spider boy 🕷️🙍‍♂️ king of thieves 🤴🏃‍♂️💰🏦 weave yOur LIttle WEBS 🕸️ of opACity 🫥 my pennies made 🏃‍♂️🪙...your CROWN 😏👑...trick me ONCE 🪄🎩🃏☝️ trick me TWICE 🪄🎩🃏✌️ doN'T YOu know 🤔 that CASH 💸 ain't the only PRICE? 🧍‍♂️😡😡😡 it’s coming back 🏃‍♂️💨🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️…arOUnd 🔄 and I 🙋‍♀️ keep my SIDE 👉😇 of the street clEeEAn 🛣️🫧🧹🧼…YOU 👉👿 wouldn’t KNOW 🤔 what I MEAN 🤷‍♂️… ‘cause karma is my BOYfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 karma is a GOD 🙏 karma is the BREEZE 🌬️ in my HAIR 👱‍♀️ on the WEEK-end 🗓️🏝️ karma’s a relaXING 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️ THOUGHT! 😌💭 (aren’t you 🤔 enviOUS 🟩 😡 that for YOU 🫵 it’s NOT!! 🙅‍♀️) sweet! like! hon-eeey~ 🍯 KARma is a CAT 🐈 PURRing in my LAP 🐱🧎‍♀️ (‘cause it LOVES ME!! 😻🙋‍♀️) flexin’ 💪👸 like a godDAMN acro-BAT 🤸‍♀️ ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT!!! 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ask me 🤔 what I learned 👩‍🎓 from all those YEARS 👩🏼‍🦱👱‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦳👩🏼‍🦱👩🏼📆, ask me 🤔 what I earned 🫰 from all those TEARS 😭, ask me why so many fade 🫥🫥🫥…but I’m stilllll HeEe(🗣️I’m still)EeE(🗣️I’m still)eE(🗣️🗣️🗣️HERE)RE!!!!!!!! 💁‍♀️‘Cause karma 🤭 is the thundeeeer 🌩️ rattling 🫨 your GROUND 🕳️ karma’s 😤 on your SCENT 👃 like a BOUNty HUNTeeeer 🐅 karma’s gonna TRACK 🕵️‍♀️ you DOWN 👇 (step-by-step-from-town-to-TOWN) 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💨 sweet. 🍯 like. just-ice 🦸‍♀️🤜💥🦹‍♂️ ⚖️👩‍⚖️ karma is a QUEEN 👸 karma takes all my friends 🫂 to the summ-it 🏔️🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️ karma is the GUY 🙋‍♂️ on the SCREEN 📺 COMING STRAIGHT 🏃‍♂️ HOME 🏠 TO ME!! 💁‍♀️ ‘cause karma is my BOYfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 karma is a GOD 🙏 karma is the BREEZE 🌬️ in my HAIR 👱‍♀️ on the WEEK-end 🗓️🏝️ karma’s a relaXING 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️ THOUGHT! 😌💭 (aren’t you 🤔 enviOUS 🟩 😡 that for YOU 🫵 it’s NOT!! 🙅‍♀️) sweet! like! hon-eeey~ 🍯 KARma is a CAT 🐈 PURRing in my LAP 🐱🧎‍♀️ (‘cause it LOVES ME!! 😻🙋‍♀️) flexin’ 💪👸 like a godDAMN acro-BAT 🤸‍♀️ ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT!!! 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ karma is my BOYFRIEnd...karma is a god....hmhmm...karma's a relaxing...thought~

[taylorswiftandx]

Taylor Swift and Midnights Album Song Titles

Please see this post for selection criteria.

'Lavender Haze'

Lavender Haze: I feel the lavender haze creeping up on me

Lavender Haze: I just wanna stay in that lavender haze

Lavender Haze: That lavender haze, I just wanna stay

'Maroon'

Maroon: The lips I used to call home, so scarlet, it was maroon

Maroon: It was maroon, it was maroon

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus: Will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon like it never happened?

'Anti-Hero'

Anti-Hero: It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

'Snow On The Beach'

Snow On The Beach: Like snow on the beach, like snow on the beach, like snow on the beach, like snow

'You're On Your Own, Kid'

You're On Your Own, Kid: You're on your own, kid, you always have been

You're On Your Own, Kid: You're on your own, kid, yeah, you can face this

'Midnight Rain'

Midnight Rain: He was sunshine, I was midnight rain

Midnight Rain: All of me changed like midnight rain

'Question...?'

Enchanted: The lingering question kept me up, 2 AM, who do you love?

The Man: They wouldn't shake their heads and question how much of this I deserve

Coney Island: The question pounds my head, what's a lifetime of achievement if I pushed you to the edge but you were too polite to leave me?

Question...?: Can I ask you a question?

Question...?: Do you wish you could still touch her? It's just a question

I Heart ?: I got an I heart question mark written on the back of my hand

'Vigilante Shit'

Vigilante Shit: And I don't dress for villains or for innocents, I'm on my vigilante shit again

'Bejeweled'

Bejeweled: Best believe I'm still bejeweled, when I walk in the room I can still make the whole place shimmer

'Labyrinth'

Labyrinth: It only feels this raw right now, lost in the labyrinth of my mind

'Karma'

Look What You Made Me Do: But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma

Karma: 'Cause karma is my boyfriend, karma is a god, karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

Karma: Karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?

Karma: Sweet like honey, karma is a cat purring in my lap 'cause it loves me

Karma: Flexing like a goddamn acrobat, me and karma vibe like that

Karma: 'Cause karma is the thunder rattling your ground

Karma: Karma’s on your scent like a bounty hunter, karma’s gonna track you down, step by step from town to town

Karma: Sweet like justice, karma is a queen, karma takes all my friends to the summit

Karma: Karma is the guy on the screen coming straight home to me

Karma: Karma is my boyfriend, karma is a good, karma’s a relaxing thought

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma is that girl, like grah

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma is ya checks ‘boutta bounce, damn

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma is a fire in ya house, grah

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): It’s okay, baby, you ain’t gotta worry, karma never gets lazy

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma is a beauty winning that pageant, grah

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): ‘Cause karma is my boyfriend / damn

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Me and karma vibe like that / grah

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma takes all my friends to the summit / facts

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma is my boyfriend, karma is a god / Karma is my bestie

Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Karma’s a relaxing thought / Karma’s gonna hold you down

Karma (Clean Version): Flexing like a Vegas acrobat, me and karma vibe like that

'Sweet Nothing'

Sweet Nothing: I found myself running home to your sweet nothings

Sweet Nothing: All that you ever wanted me was sweet nothing

'Mastermind'

Mastermind: What if I told you I'm a mastermind and now you're mine?

Mastermind: It was all by design 'cause I'm a mastermind

Mastermind: You knew that I'm a mastermind and now you're mine

Mastermind: Yeah, all you did was smile 'cause I'm a mastermind

'The Great War'

The Great War: My hand was the one you reached for all throughout the great war

The Great War: I vowed not to cry anymore if we survived the great war

The Great War: I vowed not to fight anymore if we survived the great war

The Great War: I vowed I would always be yours 'cause we survived the great war

The Great War: I will always be yours 'cause we survived the great war

'Bigger Than The Whole Sky'

Bigger Than The Whole Sky: Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky

'Paris'

Paris: I was taken by the view like we were in Paris

Paris: Like we were somewhere else, like we were in Paris

Paris: 'Cause we were in Paris, yes, we were somewhere else

Paris: My love, we were in Paris, yes, we were somewhere else

I Hate It Here (Apple Music Version): Nostalgia is a mind’s trick, no midnight in Paris, it was freezing in the palace

'High Infidelity'

High Infidelity: High infidelity, put on your records and regret me

High Infidelity: High infidelity, put on your headphones and burn my city

High Infidelity: High infidelity, put on your records and regret meeting me

'Glitch'

Glitch: I think there's been a glitch, ah yeah, five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch

Glitch: Glitch, ah yeah, five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch

'Would've, Could've, Should've'

Would've, Could've, Should've: Would've, could've, should've, if you'd never looked my way

Would've, Could've, Should've: Would've, could've, should've, if I'd only played it safe

'Dear Reader'

Dear Reader: Dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one

Dear Reader: Dear reader, get out your map, pick somewhere, and just run

Dear Reader: Dear reader, burn all the files, desert all your past lives

Dear Reader: Dear reader, bend when you can, snap when you have to

Dear Reader: Dear reader, you don’t have to answer just ‘cause they asked you

Dear Reader: Dear reader, the greatest of luxuries is your secrets

Dear Reader: Dear reader, when you aim at the devil make sure you don’t miss

'Hits Different'

Hits Different: It hits different, it hits different this time

Hits Different: It hits different, it hits different 'cause it's you

'You’re Losing Me'

You’re Losing Me: Stop, you’re losing me

You’re Losing Me: My heart won’t stop anymore for you ‘cause you’re losing me

You’re Losing Me: ‘Cause you’re losing me, stop, ‘cause you’re losing me

[francesderwent]

champagne problems, Cornelia Street, Karma?

“champagne problems”

the Swiftie lyric: hands down, no doubt, it’s “she would’ve made such a lovely bride, what a shame she’s fucked in the head”

the lyric we should pay more attention to: “I never was ready so I watched you go” or “dropped your hand while dancing”

Swifties love a visceral line! but I think if we give too much credence to the “what a shame she’s fucked in the head” interpretation of the breakup (which is what “they said” not what the singer says is true) we lose sight of everything the singer does tell us about what happened. he was on his knees and asked, and suddenly she knew the answer, and so she has to watch him go—the whole song is her watching him go in her mind’s eye.

“Cornelia Street”

the Swiftie lyric: “I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends”

the lyric we should pay more attention to: “I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends” and “but then you called, showed your hand, I turned around before I hit the tunnel”

the popular interpretation of this song is pretty much right on the money! the vulnerability of “I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends” is what it all comes back to—and I do think in the song it’s not only an anxious hope. he already showed his hand. they already moved on from Cornelia Street.

“Karma” (this one was HARD)

the Swiftie lyric: “karma is a cat purring in my lap ‘cause it loves me”? idk

the lyric we should pay more attention to: “karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?” and “I keep my side of the street clean, you wouldn’t know what I mean”

what I love about “Karma” is it’s not just reveling in the destruction of her enemies, it’s also saying comfortably “yeah I don’t have anything to worry about.” it’s the new years comic that’s like “how do you know the new year will bring flowers??” “‘cause I’m planting flowers.”

[taylortruther]

lol the karma haters in your inbox are so funny. You can just admit you don’t understand the song (or fun) and move on. Taylor literally spells it out for them when she says, “aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?” Like for some of us, karma IS our boyfriend (gender neutral) and a god and a relaxing thought, etc. some of us actually do vibe with karma like that.

and some people really do keep their side of the street clean... but some people wouldn't know what that means

[acefms]

MUSE PLAYLIST / AUGUST ADAMU

001. typa girl / blackpink

i bring money to the table not your dinner, both my body and bank account good figure, thinking about me but there’s nothing to consider, if I let you in my circle you’re a winner.

002. god is a woman / ariana grande

and I could be all the things you told me not to be, when you try to come for me I keep on flourishing. when all is said and done, you’ll believe god is a woman.

003. bad girl / hallie

I’m the good kind of a bad girl, never giving up kinda bad girl. I’m gonna call your bluff if I have to, always give it tough ‘cause I have to. and I don’t need a man kind of bad girl.

004. one way or another / blondie

one way or another, I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, one way, or another.

005. dead / madison beer

you say you can’t live without me, so why aren’t you dead yet ? why you still breathing ?

006. the man / taylor swift

I'm so sick of running as fast as I can, wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man, and I'm so sick of them coming at me again, ‘cause if I was a man then I'd be the man.

007. king / florence + the machine

I need my golden crown of sorrow, my bloody sword to swing, my golden halls to echo with grand self-mythology. I am no mother, I am no bride. I am king.

008. breakfast / dove cameron

so you wanna talk about power? let me show you power. I eat boys like you for breakfast.

009. panic room / au/ra

welcome to the panic room, where all your darkest fears are gonna come for you. welcome to the panic room, you'll know I wasn't joking when you see them, too.

010. karma / taylor swift

'cause karma is my boyfriend, karma is a god, karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, karma's a relaxing thought. aren't you envious that for you it's not ? me and karma vibe like that.

011. tally / blackpink

I say "fuck it" when I feel it, ‘cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like. I ain't gon' conceal it, while you talking all that shit, I'll be getting mine. don’t apologize for my behaviour, if you're offended, I don't care.

[spade-riddles]

okay but if you change karma’s lyrics to “karlie is a relaxing thought/aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?” makes so much sense as a f*ck you to some people. 🫢

like yeah karlie is my baby and you hate it? so?

[electrificata]

i listened to the song all the way thru (sorry). sonically its the kind of thing i really like, yknow gauzy midtempo electropop, gentle dreampop textures, etc. and i do like the melody and the way its put together and if, like, carly rae jepsen had done this song, id love it, but the thing is carly rae wouldnt do this song. this isn't her subject matter.

its so lyrically nasty and smug. passive aggressive. "I keep my side of the street clean/You wouldn’t know what I mean" "Karma’s a relaxing thought/Aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?" like this is the worst person you know.

and heres the thing: i LOVE nasty. i love musicians who are messy bad people. i listened to almost nothing but the sisters of mercy for like two months this year. andrew eldritch is a well documented asshole. ive loved azealia banks for years. shes. azealia banks. why is taylor swift a problem for me

theres other stuff i dont like. her vocal performance is barely acceptable. the lyrics are clumsy (no excuse for "me and karma vibe like that" as a line that we have to hear more than once). but ive forgiven that kind of stuff in worse songs. its just. like the same reason i could never watch more than about 5 minutes of hbo girls. like this is making me spend time with a person who is nasty in a way thats no fun. thats the biggest crime.

taylor swift calvinist moments

[catch57]

i don’t know why this is happening to me and believe me i want it to stop but… the swifties being mad at taylor is playing games with my head to where i think i really like Taylor now. something so evil about it all you know. vibes the same way darth vader always been the most interesting SW character